Post by grim on May 4, 2012 9:31:49 GMT 2
You know how sometimes you start wondering what kind of a bro there is behind the wheel of some of the mythers you play with? Well I believe I discovered something rather surprising. There's actually quite a number of celebrities that play myth!
[glow=red,2,300]Mitt Romney[/glow] (Aka "Gamer")
Cars? Oh so that's what you common folk call them Mercedeses.
This rich son of a mother and a father has been with us for over a decade. His very formal real life has forced him into being rather juvenile at myth, manifesting in such a manner that he has joined an order named "Poop". Mitt Romney never gets to talk about fecal matter in real life, unless he is participating in a debate about waste management. When Romney was growing up, his imagination was smuthered under the rigid upper class upringing, so he was only able to choose an online name "Gamer" as nothing else came to mind.
Memorable quotes: "I didn't want to bring this up again, but I'm rich biatches!"
[glow=red,2,300]Giorgio A. Tsoukalos[/glow] (Aka Liger)
Liger is infamous person who usually uses many words but says very little. He also tends to believe pretty much anything no one else believes. Liger is consistantly claiming that in the ancient past (2005) he was the greatest myther alive who was only rivaled by the Chode. After that he has just posted some really long incoherent ramblings at the forums. In real life Liger is presenting the show "Ancient aliens" on the history channel under the alias "Giorgio Tsoukalos". When asked about the story behind his hair, Liger replied he uses it to get chicks at brony conventions.
Memorable quotes: No clue really, since:
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John Wayne Gacy[/glow] (aka BIG KROK V8 USA)
Hi kids, LOL!
This probably isn't that much a shocker. There are quite many psychos out there, but since Kirk likes to talk about how he raped NC last year (aka consistantly talks about raping other dudes) coupled with multiple serious death threats send over the years, Kirk can only be the infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy in real life. Kirk's small moment of fame came last year when Michelle Bachman was kind enough to remember his birthday. Other than that, Kirk mostly spends his days spamming random crap on the various myth forums and thinking of ways how to get his jail's IP unbanned on mariusnet.
Memorable quotes: "LOL V8" (which actually translates to "I drive a 1997 Nissan micra")
[glow=red,2,300]Larry the cable guy[/glow] (Aka Drunken irishman)
Coonz. Hah!
I've always imagined Drunken irishman to be one of those guys who wear wifebeater shirts. You have to wear a shirt like that if you talk about wildlife so much (namely deers and raccoons). Drunken irishman has to be Larry the cable to guy since no one else can get so mad about so many things at once. Larry the cable guy is also the only person on the planet to have balls big enough to ask John Wayne Gacy to join his team for MWC.
Memorable quotes: "*cruiser* you grim! I so DON'T wear wife beater shirts."
[glow=red,2,300]The Incredible Hulk[/glow] (Aka Bronson/Loki/Bagrada)
U GUYS ARE FULL OF MAD
BRONSON SMASH! While as many other mythers are quite as angry as Bagrada, his way of talking reveals us that he can only be HULK in real life.
Memorable things said about Bagrada:
"That was some impressive english there bro" - Zaknafein
[glow=red,2,300]A thrall[/glow] (Aka Bonky)
Presented here is Bonky's transformation over the years during his never ending lobby war against the entire myth community.
Bonky has been roughly the same as long as I can remember. Not once have I actually seen anyone say something nice about Bonky or seen him say anything nice about anyone else. The arguments remain the same, which kinda leads me to deduct that Bonky has actually died a long time ago, but his body has remained in the lobby to argue with anyone whose willing to reply.
Memorable quotes: "...Screw you guys, I'm going braaaains!"
[glow=red,2,300]Mitt Romney[/glow] (Aka "Gamer")
Cars? Oh so that's what you common folk call them Mercedeses.
This rich son of a mother and a father has been with us for over a decade. His very formal real life has forced him into being rather juvenile at myth, manifesting in such a manner that he has joined an order named "Poop". Mitt Romney never gets to talk about fecal matter in real life, unless he is participating in a debate about waste management. When Romney was growing up, his imagination was smuthered under the rigid upper class upringing, so he was only able to choose an online name "Gamer" as nothing else came to mind.
Memorable quotes: "I didn't want to bring this up again, but I'm rich biatches!"
[glow=red,2,300]Giorgio A. Tsoukalos[/glow] (Aka Liger)
Liger is infamous person who usually uses many words but says very little. He also tends to believe pretty much anything no one else believes. Liger is consistantly claiming that in the ancient past (2005) he was the greatest myther alive who was only rivaled by the Chode. After that he has just posted some really long incoherent ramblings at the forums. In real life Liger is presenting the show "Ancient aliens" on the history channel under the alias "Giorgio Tsoukalos". When asked about the story behind his hair, Liger replied he uses it to get chicks at brony conventions.
Memorable quotes: No clue really, since:
[glow=red,2,300]
John Wayne Gacy[/glow] (aka BIG KROK V8 USA)
Hi kids, LOL!
This probably isn't that much a shocker. There are quite many psychos out there, but since Kirk likes to talk about how he raped NC last year (aka consistantly talks about raping other dudes) coupled with multiple serious death threats send over the years, Kirk can only be the infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy in real life. Kirk's small moment of fame came last year when Michelle Bachman was kind enough to remember his birthday. Other than that, Kirk mostly spends his days spamming random crap on the various myth forums and thinking of ways how to get his jail's IP unbanned on mariusnet.
Memorable quotes: "LOL V8" (which actually translates to "I drive a 1997 Nissan micra")
[glow=red,2,300]Larry the cable guy[/glow] (Aka Drunken irishman)
Coonz. Hah!
I've always imagined Drunken irishman to be one of those guys who wear wifebeater shirts. You have to wear a shirt like that if you talk about wildlife so much (namely deers and raccoons). Drunken irishman has to be Larry the cable to guy since no one else can get so mad about so many things at once. Larry the cable guy is also the only person on the planet to have balls big enough to ask John Wayne Gacy to join his team for MWC.
Memorable quotes: "*cruiser* you grim! I so DON'T wear wife beater shirts."
[glow=red,2,300]The Incredible Hulk[/glow] (Aka Bronson/Loki/Bagrada)
U GUYS ARE FULL OF MAD
BRONSON SMASH! While as many other mythers are quite as angry as Bagrada, his way of talking reveals us that he can only be HULK in real life.
Memorable things said about Bagrada:
"That was some impressive english there bro" - Zaknafein
[glow=red,2,300]A thrall[/glow] (Aka Bonky)
Presented here is Bonky's transformation over the years during his never ending lobby war against the entire myth community.
Bonky has been roughly the same as long as I can remember. Not once have I actually seen anyone say something nice about Bonky or seen him say anything nice about anyone else. The arguments remain the same, which kinda leads me to deduct that Bonky has actually died a long time ago, but his body has remained in the lobby to argue with anyone whose willing to reply.
Memorable quotes: "...Screw you guys, I'm going braaaains!"
REMEMBER I AM RABICANS HUMAN TOILET
