team me

[giantkillergeneral]

Looking for a team.

But first, let's go through some legal disclaimers about me this year:

I may be too busy with real life shit to show up
I may be too busy with Diablo 3 to care to show up
I may be pretty disinterested in myth in general
I may be pretty inactive
I may suck pretty bad due to aforementioned lack of activity
I am looking to take a pretty small, non-powerhitting role on the team
I am looking for a non-capping, and non-leadership role on the team as I cannot fulfill such duties as I may have in the past
I am still not decided if I will even participate in MWC at all this year

Pretty much looking for a well-organized team with cool people and good players. Basically I want everyone else on the team to do all of the hard and important work so I can just show up and play without giving a *cruiser*, with no additional effort, and ride off of everyone else's nuts into the finals and another tournament win despite my best efforts in *cruisering* it all up for everyone due to massive suckage. I want to be the Renwood of civil in mwc98. Or whatever other better analogy you can think of that means the same thing.

*cruiser* you guys, don't judge me. I earned the right to be selfish this one time.

It IS possible mwc sparks the fire in me again, but I think the chances are rather unlikely.

Alright, now that that is out of the way. Who is still interested? Don't jump all at once now.

[adrenaline]

as long as you are active enough to play our annual 1v1 match, that's all that matters.

[giantkillergeneral]

ummm...don't think so. i resign my position as 1v1 champ, everyone else can fight over it. I also revoke my own 5th ball in anticipation of future suckage, if I even play.

I know this gets more enticing of a self-promo as it goes on for all the teams out there.

[adrenaline]

everyone else is too much of a pussy to 1v1... they'd rather talk about being good instead of actually proving it (hi Kirk, Kilgrath).

[pogue]

Join Coon Bros GKG, we're revamping and our care factor will be HUGE!

[giantkillergeneral]

lol pog. get dac to join and i just might be sold already without any other potential takers.

other interested teams better hurry fast before this deal of major suckage is sold OUT.

[par73]

they released diablo 3?

[par73]

gkg you forgot to mention the last team you played for got last seed below city17 and deer, i think that would be a great addition to your current resume

[dantski]

Diablo 3 May 15th!

Heh GKG all your points pretty much apply to me too. However Grim blackmails me so my hands are tied.

[giantkillergeneral]

haha yes par, and the 1 match my team played we got swept 0-5

[giantkillergeneral]

yea if u are a cool myther hit me up on diablo 3, battle tag: giantkillerg

[renwood]

GKG a FEW problems with this statement:

"Basically I want everyone else on the team to do all of the hard and important work so I can just show up and play without giving a *cruiser*, with no additional effort, and ride off of everyone else's nuts into the finals and another tournament win despite my best efforts in *cruisering* it all up for everyone due to massive suckage. I want to be the Renwood of civil in mwc98. Or whatever other better analogy you can think of that means the same thing."

#1. In MWC 98, I showed up for practice all the time.
#2. In MWC98 I most certainly DID give a *cruiser*!
#3. I was the POWERHITTER of the team, as noted by multiple match reviewers and the TO himself, Butcher who called me a total unstoppable badass.
#4. Renwood masterminded and captained quite a few of the matches, and 80% of the finals matches.
#5. Renwood was NOT on civil!!! RABBLE FORCES MWC 98 FTW!!!

o yea lest I forget....PEACHES!

[grim]

Mwc's haven't really relied on the so called active player base in a long time, so these are not good excuses Gkg!! Or Dantski for that matter!

Find a team.

[giantkillergeneral]

I will decide which excuses are good or not. Since I said them, they are good damnit!

And shut up Renwood, christ.

[giantkillergeneral]

dac says he will join too pog, make room for him