Post by grim on May 1, 2012 14:41:17 GMT 2
Famous last words
Self explanatory. Things you'd expect to be their last words.
You just know it's gonna go well when you see this...
Yeah, when has it ever not worked?
I'm sure Cu would love that!
Better go check it out then!
Meltdowns
Sometimes this game brings out the worst from us and leads us to commit a total melt down infront of our peers. This time the melt down is starring Maddew, who apparently is the closest thing we got to Eric Cartman.
FRANS?! What are you doing?!
Post excuses
After the defeat, we get the post excuses! Those are known to be rather multiple in this lovely community of ours.
The Rocks man! The rocks!!!
Despite the fact that this is a fairly common excuse, it's not a very good one!
Well, in that case we got a small dilemma here.
Well obviously they just changed the way warlocks work at some point.
INTERMISSION
You know how you sometimes notice you've been playing myth for hours on end and then you're hungry? Well, you just need to ask your fellow mythers to recommend you some good cousines!
Here's what Khan recommends:
I've heard those are indeed deliscious when barbequed properly!
Yeah this "mele water" is indeed rather tasty, and it's not just meant for duffs!
Oogabooga reveals to us how he managed to get so robust.
I don't know what Arzenic recommends here, but it sure sounds deliscious! Maybe some turkish food or something?
When I asked East wind what his favourite cousine was, he said:
Great moments in captaining!
There are good captains, there are bad captains and there are great captains! No one really knows what differentiates a good captain from a bad one, but I certainly hope it has nothing to do with communication.
Y Myrk, you've never seen "the Shining"?
If you gotta give directions, you might as well throw in some rhymes to go with them.
And why stop there? If you give orders, tell them them exactly how you want things to go!
If you are being pussed, just draw an image of your opponent!
Dantski prefers the Myrkridon style captaning, where one guy always gets shafted in the unit distribution.
Golem gets his revenge.
... and then makes it up with some positive reinforcement!
Don't you just hate it when teams go for the same strat?
GAME ON!
Offense is the best defense and no plan is the be.... ok.
Bad ideas
It's not always just the captains fault if your plans get foiled...
Proof that modern day mything is way superior the old days!
Wonder how that worked out.
Wonder what he did. Rage quit?
For god's sake Genx, just give him some Berks! Whatever those are.
5 trow team, gentlemen!
Freudian slips
Oops...
That must've hurt!
Myther's got some strange fixation to hand jobs...
Cyclops is one dirty boy I must say.
A membership in team ThunderCox will give you some crazy perks.
I don't clash my ass with just anyone, Crun.
Don't put it there, then!
These guys must play myth in a prison.
Don't! You're supposed to put it on display to defeat Bono!
Noo! My secret fantasy is out
Psych
How to psych up your opponent or yourself!
That's the 'tude, Zer!
Good questions!
Sometimes they just have to be asked!
Dunno. Maybe in Japan?
Of course not.
Obviously it wasn't Clank who made Hit retire, Paris!
What is it with myther's obsession with other people's hair?
Oops, Dantski!
I guess that's a fairly good reason not to go mid then.
Huh?
In our series of similar questions to "but then who was phone?!"
Are you maybe the retard?!
WHERE IS IT, CU?! WHERE???
Well, ok then.
Another proof that modern mythers kick the ass of old farts!
It's always a good idea to give newbies lots of "long ranger people".
Sad moments
Some chats just make you feel bad for some people.
Poor Blade
Maybe we all are?
When reality strikes...
Revelations
Sometimes you just end up revealing something unexpected that you really shouldn't have said!
Who knew multiple warriors beat a ghol?
The secret of Cyclops' success!
Alk trying to describe to us what the Alien planet looks like.
Holy shit!!
Cu explaining why he behaves the way he does.
Thanks for sharing!
You don't need presets as long as you know how to use "e".
Good to know that there will be no pigs in the place I'm going
MARINES! HOOOOOOOOO!!!
Statements
Sometimes people just say the truest things.
Hands could indeed useful for this game.
FOR GREENPEACE, TOXYN!
Obviously.
Bad jokes
Mythers certainly have a sense of humor. Whether it's a good sense of humor, I'll leave it for you to judge for yourself!
Stormrider
Grim
Me again!
Sky shatterer
Don't you just love it when people go for the minimalist expression style on their names? Can you name who's who?!
Ramirez
Team Eg
I don't know if Jesus ever gave Zer units either.
Good jokes
Storm
Best care excuse comeback ever!
Gj Ksiaze!
This is how you fight against sarcasm!
Raz
Based on the strong response, this was the best joke I could find!
Touche!
Ouch.
This is how you repel telemarketers!
...oh
This joke always works!
WTF?
... and then finally you are just sometimes left flabbergasted by what the brains of mythers can sometimes produce!
They do!
When you're out of time, just blow up the big "pen".
Who doesn't hate myslef? He's such a dick.
So if you're from "S", no one cares.
"My wife has a dream.... of myth!"
OBEY!
Corn is free?! Brb!
This must be a quote from some Stanley Kubrick movie.
But luckily not fast enough for two kills!
How do you "Zaknafein" a lock?
Suck a crapshoot, bitches!
What was it that I said about myther's obsession with hair?
Muse telling us how how he hits on the ladies.
Meltdown - team edition
Starring anonymous black team!
Shameless self promotion
You know.... sometimes our egos just get somewhat inflated. Modesty is bullshit!
Henry - the man of confidence. This was a 16 player game.
This is how Jesus feels like every day.
And this is how Jesus feels just before that...
What I always liked about Kugar was his humble attitude.
Elite ghol playa Seeker!
You sure are!
True.
***Now this is how you promote yourself properly. newbies!***
Great moments in racism
Because we all know that mythers aren't the most tolerant bunch of people!
Niger is a country.
I think we all know what "briggers" really means.
Ok Sam.
True story.
No problem.
Ludde at it again.
Man, bashing inuits is just not cool. Bashing afghans is ok though.
I'm not always so PC either!
This is why the Hive was no good.
What is this? The 60s? You only heal whites?!
One does what one does.
Swears, insults and cusses
Yup.
Wonder if they make a song about this one too.
The reason why I like to hang out with other finns, is that they are more intelligent than you foreigners.
It wasn't even Zer who he was talking about.
3rd?
Classic.
Gj Bc!
This is how you do back up captaining!
And then finally
Moments of prayer and divinity
When you think about it, being an atheist is kinda silly when we have Thor, God and Jesus playing this myth game right here. This shows in all of us as I was watching films, it became rather obvious that many mythers are rather religious.
Must have gotten rushed pretty bad then. Gator Jesus is dangerous.
I sure hope Jesus gave this guy something.
Raz is convinced that God will prevail in the end.
Elfoid is into Jesus too!
Of course Jesus can warp. He is Jesus after all!
Jesus Arz.
At this point even Jesus himself felt like participating in this conversation.
He's not gay according to most theologians.
I don't think Jesus cares.
I am looking, my son.
Those are rather tough.
Ang God giveth...
...and God taketh away.
Ed is a heathen who worships archers. Unless it's those Jesus archers again.
WHY?! How is he supposed to disapprove of your sex life if he's pussed?!
Here's how Arz starts his christmas wishlist.
Well I'm sure he has needs too.
Yes yes. Haven't you guys seen the movie "The last temptation of Christ"?
Jesus is not enough for you, huh?
How nice that she got a mention too.
East wind with this chinese nonsense.
*cruisering* blasphemist.
Finally, a good christian.
***and finally****
Cyberbob is the devil! The devouverer of souls!
Or nm. Maybe he's just another lost soul.
