Post by asmo on Sept 12, 2012 9:23:37 GMT 2
I just read a funny threat assessment of me recently and it was pretty funny. This lead me to go on and read the others that I was able to find. My conclusion, I have the most hillus Threat assessments of all time.
Threat Assessment - tiger
Asmodian used to be the definition of a dead average player, despite his enormously outsized ego. A year of relative inactivity has reduced him to the definition of a subpar player. He is one of the best there is, incidently, at running his melee into opposing dwarves and giving up easy victories. Regardless, he's not a bad captain.
2006
Threat Assessment - drunken ~deer~
this guy is a jerk, He is incapable of oraganising a team and woudnt hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Threat Assessment - liger
hes worse than covert
Threat Assessment - Guru
Asmo recently returned to myth during NML (yet proceeded to lose every match i think). Anyway, he's very average and might make a few mistakes.
Threat Assessment - Homer
This Myth veteran recently returned to the game after a long hiatus, he has already adopted the ego of someone who has been around for 12 years, but his skill is still lagging immensely behind. In other words he thinks he's better than he actually is.
UPDATE: It would appear every game he's captained for his team, they have lost.
Threat Assessment - Demolition
Tough man Asmo is, dont *cruiser* with this cat or he'll karate chop your chin off. This coolio character hog tied these characters together to form an elite bunch of anti-jap,italian relation force. I expect this man to whip his men into shape when this tourney starts.
3 BBBAAAALLLLSSSSSSSSS
Threat Assessment - adrenaline
This guy is a retard with an ego, but isn't even close to good. A generous low 3. How this team was duped into following such an unfit leader is a mystery to all.
Threat Assessment - guest
Asmo has been around longer than he likes to claim.
There's a logical reason for this, Asmo isn't very good.
Threat Assessment - Adrenaline
Asmo - this guy is just straight up retarded. probably the most delusional myther around. he thinks he is good at this game, but in reality is quite average. nonetheless, he is one of the more active players on this team, and will probably be a key player for them. a generous 2.9 balls.
Threat Assessment - Dantski
Everyone's favourite punching bug. Asmo really doesn't do himself many favours on myth and gets ragged on pretty often. He's a fairly similar player to Honkey in that he doesn't possess mad skills, but he do a reasonable job.
3
Threat Assessment - Dac
asmo - if you were half as good as you claim to be the tournament would be run. 5 ball pre and post excuses, you'd make kirk and adren blush. 2 balls becuase you have lost to me several times in the last 2 weeks and im a mid/high 2 at best.
Threat Assessment - Myrk
I don't see most of these guys even showing up to matches due to the fact they haven't played myth in years. If they did, they'd not do well due to the fact that they're rusty, and the fact that they're an Asmodian team. Despite the fact that he thinks he's really good, Asmodian has never once beaten a semi-decent team. I think making being on this team with inactive players is some kind of pre-excuse for him not doing well this MWC, really.
Trow rating: 2/5
Threat Assessment - tiger
Asmodian used to be the definition of a dead average player, despite his enormously outsized ego. A year of relative inactivity has reduced him to the definition of a subpar player. He is one of the best there is, incidently, at running his melee into opposing dwarves and giving up easy victories. Regardless, he's not a bad captain.
2006
Threat Assessment - drunken ~deer~
this guy is a jerk, He is incapable of oraganising a team and woudnt hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Threat Assessment - liger
hes worse than covert
Threat Assessment - Guru
Asmo recently returned to myth during NML (yet proceeded to lose every match i think). Anyway, he's very average and might make a few mistakes.
Threat Assessment - Homer
This Myth veteran recently returned to the game after a long hiatus, he has already adopted the ego of someone who has been around for 12 years, but his skill is still lagging immensely behind. In other words he thinks he's better than he actually is.
UPDATE: It would appear every game he's captained for his team, they have lost.
Threat Assessment - Demolition
Tough man Asmo is, dont *cruiser* with this cat or he'll karate chop your chin off. This coolio character hog tied these characters together to form an elite bunch of anti-jap,italian relation force. I expect this man to whip his men into shape when this tourney starts.
3 BBBAAAALLLLSSSSSSSSS
Threat Assessment - adrenaline
This guy is a retard with an ego, but isn't even close to good. A generous low 3. How this team was duped into following such an unfit leader is a mystery to all.
Threat Assessment - guest
Asmo has been around longer than he likes to claim.
There's a logical reason for this, Asmo isn't very good.
Threat Assessment - Adrenaline
Asmo - this guy is just straight up retarded. probably the most delusional myther around. he thinks he is good at this game, but in reality is quite average. nonetheless, he is one of the more active players on this team, and will probably be a key player for them. a generous 2.9 balls.
Threat Assessment - Dantski
Everyone's favourite punching bug. Asmo really doesn't do himself many favours on myth and gets ragged on pretty often. He's a fairly similar player to Honkey in that he doesn't possess mad skills, but he do a reasonable job.
3
Threat Assessment - Dac
asmo - if you were half as good as you claim to be the tournament would be run. 5 ball pre and post excuses, you'd make kirk and adren blush. 2 balls becuase you have lost to me several times in the last 2 weeks and im a mid/high 2 at best.
Threat Assessment - Myrk
I don't see most of these guys even showing up to matches due to the fact they haven't played myth in years. If they did, they'd not do well due to the fact that they're rusty, and the fact that they're an Asmodian team. Despite the fact that he thinks he's really good, Asmodian has never once beaten a semi-decent team. I think making being on this team with inactive players is some kind of pre-excuse for him not doing well this MWC, really.
Trow rating: 2/5
