homer
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Post by homer on Aug 7, 2012 6:24:35 GMT 2
What is yours?
A cold day, involving hockey, a hard ball, a slap shot, the tip of my penis, bulls eye. Blocked the rock hard frozen ball with my dick perfectly, sat on ground for 10 mins writhing, tried to get up about 3 times and everything started spinning, almost passed out twice. couldn't talk.
My penis survived. Started wearing a cup though.
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Post by asmo on Aug 7, 2012 6:34:52 GMT 2
Exalted
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Post by fuckyougrim on Aug 7, 2012 6:54:45 GMT 2
losing TWS1 finals in sudden death to a team that had BK, garrick, and kirk
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Post by enculator on Aug 7, 2012 13:41:25 GMT 2
Twas a rainy day, and I was playing with the dog outside. He was running after me so I tried to slalom so he couldn't reach me. I slipped because of the wet ground and felt on this  I mean I landed on this with my penis. Then I layed on the ground for 20 minutes, the dog probably thought he finally caught me. |
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Post by adrenaline on Aug 7, 2012 16:17:31 GMT 2
Broke my collar bone doing a front flip on skis when i was ~10 yrs old. The break itself wasn't so bad, but I was having muscle spasms around it afterward, and those hurt like hell. Anyways, the bones started to heal overlapped... went for an x-ray and the doctor said they'd probably have to rebreak it. well... before they got a chance I had a really bad set of muscle spasms in my collar bone region, which broke the healing bone and snapped them back into place. It was *cruisering* agonizing... but honestly, I'd rather that happen then the doctor rebreak it.
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Post by liger on Aug 7, 2012 19:10:29 GMT 2
jumped off the bed [awkwardly], did the full splits. perfectly 100% perpendicular to my body. not intentionally either. i held it a little too because i was worried id damage my groin muscles by moving.
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Post by adrenaline on Aug 7, 2012 19:59:11 GMT 2
liger ~most painful experience? i vaguely remember being poked with a wire hanger... it was dark... and wet...
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Post by giantkillergeneral on Aug 7, 2012 20:36:55 GMT 2
has anyone ever had one of those crazy muscle spasms in one of your calves? I used to get em kind of bad when I was young, usually in the morning when waking up, or it would wake me up even. It feels like the muscle fibers in your calf are twisting and entangling themselves into a terrible knot before it contracts so hard it feels like your calf is about to explode. Well I got them a few times, and it sucks because when it happens there is no way to stop it, and you know the pain is just about to go from bad to worse. After that happened a few times, one morning I woke up to it happening in both of my calves at the same time and it lasted a good solid minute or so. I limped around for like 2 weeks. I don't know if it was growing pains or what because i think it only happened when I was young.
I also used to limp around a lot from chronic shin splints. Feels like a red-hot sword is stabbed straight through and along your shin bone.
I guess I have terrible shins/calves. I have never broken a bone though. Bones of steel.
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Post by adrenaline on Aug 7, 2012 20:41:57 GMT 2
also had really bad shin splints for a couple years... mb when i was 15-17. shit is damn near crippling.
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Post by honkey on Aug 7, 2012 21:04:33 GMT 2
shattered my arm in half jumping off a garage when I was a kid. Literally vomited for like 2 hours it hurt so bad. Then finally went to hospital. had 3 seperate breaks, was lucky I didnt need surgery, but my range of motion in that arm is still diminished.
Honorable mention:
got in a fight, punched a kid a bunch of times, missed his face, hit a brick wall, broked my hand + 2 fingers and never went to a doctor. my hand is still crooked, so my wrist, hand, elbow, and fingers on the same hand are all jacked. And you foolz wonder why I lose stamp units.
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Post by adrenaline on Aug 7, 2012 21:12:54 GMT 2
mystery solved: you are borderline retarded. thanks for clearing it up!
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Post by switch on Aug 7, 2012 23:53:22 GMT 2
has anyone ever had one of those crazy muscle spasms in one of your calves? I used to get em kind of bad when I was young, usually in the morning when waking up, or it would wake me up even. It feels like the muscle fibers in your calf are twisting and entangling themselves into a terrible knot before it contracts so hard it feels like your calf is about to explode. Well I got them a few times, and it sucks because when it happens there is no way to stop it, and you know the pain is just about to go from bad to worse. After that happened a few times, one morning I woke up to it happening in both of my calves at the same time and it lasted a good solid minute or so. I limped around for like 2 weeks. I don't know if it was growing pains or what because i think it only happened when I was young. I also used to limp around a lot from chronic shin splints. Feels like a red-hot sword is stabbed straight through and along your shin bone. I guess I have terrible shins/calves. I have never broken a bone though. Bones of steel. Needed more potassium in your diet. This shit happened to me on a particularly memorable occasion: soccer in the freezing rain and hadn't done enough stretches. Pretty painful experience involved jumping for a header, making the header, but having both calf muscles lock up simultaneously when I hit the ground. I was writhing around for a few minutes and was only able to limp off the pitch with the help of friends. Honourable mentions: - Brutal full body sunburns - Scalding hands with steam or hot iron - Slamming door/window on fingers/toes - Wisdom teeth |
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Post by pogue on Aug 8, 2012 0:23:42 GMT 2
Never broken a bone, except my nose. I was like 4 and running down a hall in my house with shoes on but the laces not tied, tripped on my own laces, went headfirst into the wall :/
Honorable Mention: Being forced to play a 10 min SD on Jman Waltz lmoth where you have 50% and everyone else has under 20% but the faggots won't stop contesting and you still end up winning, thx for wasting time assholes.
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Post by augustkamppur on Aug 8, 2012 0:46:04 GMT 2
Went to a Delta Lambda Phi fraternity party with some bros back in college. We all got black out drunk off appletinis and yagerbombs.
Me and two other bros woke up the next morning in a field behind the frat house. Weirdest thing was my pants were down to my ankles. We were doing a ton of hazing so I must've taken my belt off at some point and lost it.
Anywayz, My ass like mega-hurt the next morning so I bet I fell off something really high up. Like maybe the roof or something. That would explain why I was outback the next morning too.
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Post by blardtholomew on Aug 8, 2012 0:58:54 GMT 2
went on a 30 mile, 3 day backpacking trip. I wore new boots and on the first day I got blisters on my heels and sole of my feet that popped and exposed massive amounts of open flesh. had to hike the remaining 2 days / 20 miles (~5000 ft elevation) without any bandages, just skin to sock to boot. every step hurt and it took two weeks of playing doctor to be able to wear shoes again.
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