Post by burgerknight on Jul 29, 2012 22:13:44 GMT 2
AS AN AMERICAN I'M PROUD THAT YOU STAVED OFF THE FOREIGN THREAT! YOUR PATRIOTISM WAS INCREDIBLE TODAY. HATS OFF TO PARIS AS WELL FOR DEFENDING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
NOW I OFFER GKG THE GORE AWARD FOR SUPREME MYTHING COMPETENCE:
THIS AWARD GOES TO THE UNDISPUTED BEST PLAYER OF MYTH. IT'S AN AWARD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN AWARDED BEFORE, BECAUSE THERE HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN AN UNDISPUTED BEST PLAYER OF MYTH.
GKG HAS EARNED THIS AWARD
- 4 MWC CHAMPIONSHIPS. BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK. AN ACCOMPLISHMENT NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER ACHIEVED.
- LEAD THREE DIFFERENT ROSTERS TO VICTORIES IN AN MWC CHAMPIONSHIP. NEVER BEEN DONE AS WELL.
- SUCCEEDED IN MULTIPLE ROLES - CAPTAIN/HEAVY HITTER/ROLE PLAYER. GKG'S VERSATILITY SURPASSES THAT OF PLAYERS LIKE TIRRI!
- HELPED BRING STRATEGIC EXCELLENCE TO THE MASSES WITH HEAVY HITTING ARTICLES THAT SHOWED NEW PLAYERS AND MID LEVEL PLAYERS HOW TO PLAY MYTH AT A HIGH LEVEL. SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING CRUNIAC A 4 BALL PLAYER.
- HELPED HOMER ACHIEVE JUST AS MANY MWC WINS AS ADRENALINE.
- DEFEATED THE GREATEST INCARNATION OF THE VIKING MENACE TEAMS WITH A WEAKER ROSTER THAN HIS TEAM LAST YEAR.
- MOST DOMINANT PERFORMANCE BY A PLAYER SINCE GORE IN 1998.
- DECORATED US WAR HERO.
CONGRATULATIONS ALSO GOES OUT TO PARIS:
MOST MWC WINS OF ALL TIME. TOP 5 MYTHER OF ALL TIME.
NOW I OFFER GKG THE GORE AWARD FOR SUPREME MYTHING COMPETENCE:
THIS AWARD GOES TO THE UNDISPUTED BEST PLAYER OF MYTH. IT'S AN AWARD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN AWARDED BEFORE, BECAUSE THERE HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN AN UNDISPUTED BEST PLAYER OF MYTH.
GKG HAS EARNED THIS AWARD
- 4 MWC CHAMPIONSHIPS. BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK. AN ACCOMPLISHMENT NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER ACHIEVED.
- LEAD THREE DIFFERENT ROSTERS TO VICTORIES IN AN MWC CHAMPIONSHIP. NEVER BEEN DONE AS WELL.
- SUCCEEDED IN MULTIPLE ROLES - CAPTAIN/HEAVY HITTER/ROLE PLAYER. GKG'S VERSATILITY SURPASSES THAT OF PLAYERS LIKE TIRRI!
- HELPED BRING STRATEGIC EXCELLENCE TO THE MASSES WITH HEAVY HITTING ARTICLES THAT SHOWED NEW PLAYERS AND MID LEVEL PLAYERS HOW TO PLAY MYTH AT A HIGH LEVEL. SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING CRUNIAC A 4 BALL PLAYER.
- HELPED HOMER ACHIEVE JUST AS MANY MWC WINS AS ADRENALINE.
- DEFEATED THE GREATEST INCARNATION OF THE VIKING MENACE TEAMS WITH A WEAKER ROSTER THAN HIS TEAM LAST YEAR.
- MOST DOMINANT PERFORMANCE BY A PLAYER SINCE GORE IN 1998.
- DECORATED US WAR HERO.
CONGRATULATIONS ALSO GOES OUT TO PARIS:
MOST MWC WINS OF ALL TIME. TOP 5 MYTHER OF ALL TIME.
