Real Life Myth: Renwood vs Bonky

[par73]

Renwood:
Arrogant
Narcissistic
Blew up his own team not only once but twi-ce.

Bonky:
Snitch
Rat
Got banned because of racial slur

[enculator]

but he won mwc 1998 y'see ! 98 was a weird year, even france won something at fotball. In 1998 everything was possible !

[homer]

I think the real question here isn't "who would win?" but how would the fight start? I imagine any number of scenario's where each person took something completely arbitrary as a huge insult (like renwood walks by bonky with a smirk and says with sincerity "nice shoes" because Bonky is wearing...these



and Renwood is wearing the same shoe. Bonky is incensed into a rage, "how dare he make fun of my shoe he has the same shoe."

Renwood replies "I wasn't making fun of your shoes twat."

Bonky "who are you calling a twat you wanker? These shoes are less dirty than your you poor *cruiser*."

Renwood "I didn't say anything about your shoes you cunt, now *cruiser* off I'm on my way to a job interview"

Bonky "you won't get a job wearing those *cruisering* shoes, you fool."

Renwood "whats wrong with these *cruisering* shoes, you silly shit?"

Bonky "You look like an asshole in them, that;s all, not like anyone would hire you anyways."

Renwood's unemployment is a hot button issue, slap fight commences, no clear winner, as both collapse onto sidewalk in exhaustion panting more insults about the shoes they are both wearing.

[scratch]

I have the 623's

[flatline]

Jul 24, 2012 19:00:12 GMT 2 homer said:

I think the real question here isn't "who would win?" but how would the fight start? I imagine any number of scenario's where each person took something completely arbitrary as a huge insult (like renwood walks by bonky with a smirk and says with sincerity "nice shoes" because Bonky is wearing...these



and Renwood is wearing the same shoe. Bonky is incensed into a rage, "how dare he make fun of my shoe he has the same shoe."

Renwood replies "I wasn't making fun of your shoes twat."

Bonky "who are you calling a twat you wanker? These shoes are less dirty than your you poor *cruiser*."

Renwood "I didn't say anything about your shoes you cunt, now *cruiser* off I'm on my way to a job interview"

Bonky "you won't get a job wearing those *cruisering* shoes, you fool."

Renwood "whats wrong with these *cruisering* shoes, you silly shit?"

Bonky "You look like an asshole in them, that;s all, not like anyone would hire you anyways."

Renwood's unemployment is a hot button issue, slap fight commences, no clear winner, as both collapse onto sidewalk in exhaustion panting more insults about the shoes they are both wearing.

oh hey i think i have those shoes.
Also renwood at some point would point out to bonky that he won mwc98 playing with only his left hand.

[renwood]

More like it would start over some insult to peaches.

[renwood]

par, you forgot "Peachie genius!"