Real life fights: Myrk vs Pogue

[trololo]

You see these two battling on the forums (and sucking dicks) but who would win in a real fight?

Myrk: Fat, orange and wears a leather jacket.

Pogue: Green, fat and works as a bartender.

[pogue]

Myrk is way too fat, all's I'd have to do is dodge him for 1 min until he runs out of breath and then clock him on the chin. First round KO. GG.

[myrk]

As much as people like to say I'm fat on internet forums, in reality I'm in shape and my main hobby is training in jiu-jitsu.
Pogue is clearly too stupid to be able to fight well.

[valentine]

What the *cruiser* did you just *cruisering* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *cruiser* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *cruisering* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, *cruiser*. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *cruisering* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *cruisering* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *cruisering* dead, kiddo

[pogue]

Myrk I highly doubt you have ever fought anyone in real life ever since maybe grade 1.

[drunken]

lol this fight would be like two jelly babies rubbing agaist each other from all the fat to make some sort of ball of orange and green.

[myrk]

I haven't been in a fight since high school. People know not to start shit with me.

[homer]

I've never been in a fight, people know I don't start shit with them.

[pogue]

Elder abuse doesn't count myrk, leave your mom alone you woman beater, she's nice enough to let you live in the basement and make you meatloaf.