Post by tirri on Jul 16, 2012 12:57:38 GMT 2
gj my team,
it's already a general consensus that we are the greatest team of all time, having beaten both nc and the former greatest team of all time sp in the most skilled myth tournament to date (just see grim's article for proof). or if you need further proof, just watch my team vs nc game 3 on creep. that is a map which has been played for years and years on tournament stages, where the strategy has been refined to absolute perfection. prepare to have your mind blown by my team's performance.
but there's still one more hurdle. the coveted mwc ring looms right within our grasp. this is why i have drawn up an individual practise schedule for all my team members.
karma
for the love of god learn to use another unit besides trow. this isnt like starcraft where you can just select an overpowered race like terran and get to masters, because in myth i want those overpowered units and you cant have them. also how many times during tourney games must i read something like this, karma: "uh oh, tried something fancy, dead now". you have gotten into very very bad mything habits and you need to PRACTISE more than anyone else to get rid of them
arz
every time arz begs for spider packs and gets about 3-30 ratios with them but i have never questioned him because i assume he gets his spiders killed for the good of the team. so keep up the good work arz.
grim
we all know you are good at rigging. we just pray to god you are rigging for my team and not shaister's. changing the finals fallback time for 1 hour earlier was a good start. in the meantime i want you to practise the dodging feature.
bone
you have done well so far except you dont yell nearly enough with the caps lock on. download some of rabican-captained games and learn. also if you do another pussless rush strat in finals sudden death i swear to god i will blow up the north pole hoping that your fishing boat will be there or at the very least kill those precious penguins you love so much.
kryptos
you have been doing pretty well expect that people don't recognize you and thus arent intimitated by you. you have to play more and more rabble games to make a name for yourself.
rabican
bone keeps giving you archers even though your archer tactis are from the 1990s. you have no formation for archer fighting and you literally just move a clump of archers back and forward in archer fights. you will not learn this in the next 2 weeks so i propose you practise detaching archers as fast as possible when bone gives them to you.
enculator
i think everyone is afraid of you suiciding so just practise suiciding a little less and less every game
dantski
dantski needs to be more positive and enjoy life.
gekko
gekko is perfect. no need to practise or even show up. your spirit alone will lift us to victory.
chickenwire & dante
i hope you guys dont show up because 2 weeks isnt enough time to shake the rust off. if you do show up, practise being benched
GO MY TEAM, we can do this even though we are afraid...very afraid!!
it's already a general consensus that we are the greatest team of all time, having beaten both nc and the former greatest team of all time sp in the most skilled myth tournament to date (just see grim's article for proof). or if you need further proof, just watch my team vs nc game 3 on creep. that is a map which has been played for years and years on tournament stages, where the strategy has been refined to absolute perfection. prepare to have your mind blown by my team's performance.
but there's still one more hurdle. the coveted mwc ring looms right within our grasp. this is why i have drawn up an individual practise schedule for all my team members.
karma
for the love of god learn to use another unit besides trow. this isnt like starcraft where you can just select an overpowered race like terran and get to masters, because in myth i want those overpowered units and you cant have them. also how many times during tourney games must i read something like this, karma: "uh oh, tried something fancy, dead now". you have gotten into very very bad mything habits and you need to PRACTISE more than anyone else to get rid of them
arz
every time arz begs for spider packs and gets about 3-30 ratios with them but i have never questioned him because i assume he gets his spiders killed for the good of the team. so keep up the good work arz.
grim
we all know you are good at rigging. we just pray to god you are rigging for my team and not shaister's. changing the finals fallback time for 1 hour earlier was a good start. in the meantime i want you to practise the dodging feature.
bone
you have done well so far except you dont yell nearly enough with the caps lock on. download some of rabican-captained games and learn. also if you do another pussless rush strat in finals sudden death i swear to god i will blow up the north pole hoping that your fishing boat will be there or at the very least kill those precious penguins you love so much.
kryptos
you have been doing pretty well expect that people don't recognize you and thus arent intimitated by you. you have to play more and more rabble games to make a name for yourself.
rabican
bone keeps giving you archers even though your archer tactis are from the 1990s. you have no formation for archer fighting and you literally just move a clump of archers back and forward in archer fights. you will not learn this in the next 2 weeks so i propose you practise detaching archers as fast as possible when bone gives them to you.
enculator
i think everyone is afraid of you suiciding so just practise suiciding a little less and less every game
dantski
dantski needs to be more positive and enjoy life.
gekko
gekko is perfect. no need to practise or even show up. your spirit alone will lift us to victory.
chickenwire & dante
i hope you guys dont show up because 2 weeks isnt enough time to shake the rust off. if you do show up, practise being benched
GO MY TEAM, we can do this even though we are afraid...very afraid!!
