bone
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Post by bone on Jun 24, 2012 9:18:42 GMT 2
Dear Diary,
Today I made out with an actual girl. It was pretty fun, I mean, it wasn't anything like tying the NameChangers in a MWC QR match with mental, or the time I bamboozled adrenaline out of a ctf flag in a vtfl tourney - man, that was intense! - but still, I mean, I guess it was pretty cool.
Anyway, just thought I'd write to tell you something eventful that happ-- OH MAN!!! THE NEW NEWMUTATOR IS OUT!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER OKDIARYGOTTAGO!
-Bone
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par73
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Post by par73 on Jun 25, 2012 2:44:02 GMT 2
Dear Diary,
Yesterday I saw some titties. I only saw these pierced titties after some girl came home from a rascal flats concert and her brother wearing a speedo insisted I see them since I don't use my wiener as often as he, a U.S. Marine. Thankfully he left out the part that I've been going to a Liberal Arts school for over 3 years and I got the titties by surprise. That was the last I saw of the titties however, as I went into a motorboat motion with my head unable to be released by her hands I was subsequently chased by her brother around the house until he lost his hard on. I then proceeded to go to about 3 or 4 other 'house parties' where two of them needed the hosts to be dragged off their bed and sofa-bed respectfully.
The drunken night came to a conclusion while being followed home by the cops. I never had a better time being followed by cops, because my driver was over a year sober and I was absolutely not. I think if we got pulled over I would have had a few more laughs, diary.
Then we made chicken after we marinated it for 5 minutes in sweet baby rays sauce and crashed into sleep while a kitten took turns attacking my toes and window curtains. Why didn't it bite my chub, I thought cats had good eye sight? To put my night into quotations in combination with my North-Eastern American accent, I'd state, "We Go Hahhd".
The Saga Continues. Until next time diary.
- Paris
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Post by switch on Jun 25, 2012 2:59:43 GMT 2
dude yolo
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pogue
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Post by pogue on Jun 25, 2012 4:55:36 GMT 2
Dear Diary,
GO TEAM GHENGIS!
yolo
-Pogue
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Post by vantobia on Jun 25, 2012 7:16:38 GMT 2
Deer Diary -
Today the great order Deer took on another great order; GRU, in the DE1 MWC12 round. I was looking forward to the game as I do enjoy playing with my Bros and having a laugh on vent. This week though, I couldnt shake the feeling of something strange, something not right.
It seems deer diary that our feerless captain has become somewhat of a fame whore :-P
He has become the favorite Myther it seems of youtube sensation; "Newmutator". This myth review bromance has got to his head I think deer diary. He is taking all the trow, all the puss, all the fetch and all the pigs and just leaves us all with a single thrall or brig each. He shouts on vent like " HAH deal with that newbs, and stay out of my way!" We try and ask for more units but he just laughs histerically and says; " I am the fearless Drunken and NewMu's chosen one !". When he kills some units or captures a flag he is always talking about how NewMutator will love that when he watches the replay back. "Ill be seeing that on youtube !"
Deer diary, what has been created here ? Can it be stopped ? Can... we... stop.... it ? ....
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pogue
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Post by pogue on Jun 25, 2012 9:10:18 GMT 2
Deer vs Gru was the Italy-England of MWC and both matches proved to be as stimulating as everyone predicted...aka worst match of the tournament.
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Post by drunken on Jun 25, 2012 9:55:22 GMT 2
Deer Diary - Today the great order Deer took on another great order; GRU, in the DE1 MWC12 round. I was looking forward to the game as I do enjoy playing with my Bros and having a laugh on vent. This week though, I couldnt shake the feeling of something strange, something not right. It seems deer diary that our feerless captain has become somewhat of a fame whore :-P He has become the favorite Myther it seems of youtube sensation; "Newmutator". This myth review bromance has got to his head I think deer diary. He is taking all the trow, all the puss, all the fetch and all the pigs and just leaves us all with a single thrall or brig each. He shouts on vent like " HAH deal with that newbs, and stay out of my way!" We try and ask for more units but he just laughs histerically and says; " I am the fearless Drunken and NewMu's chosen one !". When he kills some units or captures a flag he is always talking about how NewMutator will love that when he watches the replay back. "Ill be seeing that on youtube !" Deer diary, what has been created here ? Can it be stopped ? Can... we... stop.... it ? .... Vantobia trying to damage the ranks I see? Well I am personally going to make you defend the flag with the thrall with only 2 archers. Muhahahhahaha, lol ALL THE PUS IS MINE MINEEEEEE!!! "actually if you watched round 4, I took nothing but 7 thrall for defence  " |
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Post by vantobia on Jun 25, 2012 13:47:35 GMT 2
Deer vs Gru was the Italy-England of MWC and both matches proved to be as stimulating as everyone predicted...aka worst match of the tournament. You scared bro, you feered. Checking our films brah to see how good we are getting. You scarrrred !  |
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Post by vantobia on Jun 25, 2012 14:06:45 GMT 2
Deer Diary - Today the great order Deer took on another great order; GRU, in the DE1 MWC12 round. I was looking forward to the game as I do enjoy playing with my Bros and having a laugh on vent. This week though, I couldnt shake the feeling of something strange, something not right. It seems deer diary that our feerless captain has become somewhat of a fame whore :-P He has become the favorite Myther it seems of youtube sensation; "Newmutator". This myth review bromance has got to his head I think deer diary. He is taking all the trow, all the puss, all the fetch and all the pigs and just leaves us all with a single thrall or brig each. He shouts on vent like " HAH deal with that newbs, and stay out of my way!" We try and ask for more units but he just laughs histerically and says; " I am the fearless Drunken and NewMu's chosen one !". When he kills some units or captures a flag he is always talking about how NewMutator will love that when he watches the replay back. "Ill be seeing that on youtube !" Deer diary, what has been created here ? Can it be stopped ? Can... we... stop.... it ? .... Vantobia trying to damage the ranks I see? Well I am personally going to make you defend the flag with the thrall with only 2 archers. Muhahahhahaha, lol ALL THE PUS IS MINE MINEEEEEE!!! "actually if you watched round 4, I took nothing but 7 thrall for defence " Hehe chill cap, i am just trying to enhance our team potency. Its like deer in the wild, with a rival buck challenging the captain buck, making all other bucks perform at their best, spraying scent all over doubting pogues faces. |
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Post by drunken on Jun 25, 2012 14:25:51 GMT 2
I do not spray, I mount things. and as of right now I am mounting pogue
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Post by myrk on Jun 25, 2012 16:24:25 GMT 2
Isn't it great when 2 teams that really suck at myth play each other, meaning one of them gets to actually win a match? So cute
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Post by cruniac on Jun 25, 2012 16:31:41 GMT 2
Isn't it great when 2 teams that really suck at myth play each other, meaning one of them gets to actually win a match? So cute |
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Post by vantobia on Jun 26, 2012 2:19:03 GMT 2
Isn't it great when 2 teams that really suck at myth play each other, meaning one of them gets to actually win a match? So cute YEAH BABY !!! And it should read - teams that really suck - to teams that are so REEM it hurts and - gets to win their second spectactular total victory |
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Post by grim on Jun 26, 2012 18:17:10 GMT 2
Dear Diary
Today was a great day. The forums were getting kinda boring lately with the bye week and all so I decided I'd create some content. I know the best way to rile people up is to start talking about power rankings and predictions, while stroking some egos and making some controversial statements.
Oh boy, it went perfectly. I got 4 different Parkians members to defend themselves against the vile accusations that they would win MWC. I even got GKG to respond 4 times about how he he doesn't care and how he's the best and how his MWC teams have been the best, and he only had 18 posts prior to that.
I need to do something about Homer however. He was able to blow my cover. It's almost as if he sees right through me or like he's reading my mind. Has he bugged my house? Does he have someone spying on me? Should we stop using the same diary pages where we express our deepest most thoughts?
GOD I wish I wasn't so fat. Om nom nom.
- grim
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homer
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Post by homer on Jun 26, 2012 22:07:09 GMT 2
Dear Diary
Today I start P90X, again, my motivation behind this is to look like Grim, I suspect I hate every second of it, and at some point within the first 2 weeks stop doing it or throw up on my cousins dog. Wish me luck diary. On a lighter note Cu has insulted the roots of my faith again, demeaning them into nothing more than fables, why is he so cruel to me? To top off today's exciting activity Seeker is trolling the forums as a Conservative counterpoint to his shared guest account with TB, unfortunately he is making such a great appeal to the conservative stand point, I fear he has secretly become a conservative unbeknownst to even himself. Twas inevitable, now if we could only get those two to stop doing homo things. Who shares a forum account anyways?
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