homer
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Post by homer on Jun 9, 2012 7:58:29 GMT 2
Could be Aids I don't know. You tell me.
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Post by honkey on Jun 9, 2012 19:58:50 GMT 2
I was at a party when i was 15, at some ghetto ass latin kings house. Got a little too drunk... bumped in to someone... they pushed me.... i flew head over heals in to a radiator... got a concussion, and bled about 2 pints of blood the night before my conference finals in wrestling. I was out for the year. And was kicked off the team as a result. Then again in hindsight wrestling is a faggot sport anyway.
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pogue
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Post by pogue on Jun 9, 2012 20:11:39 GMT 2
These last 2 days my golfing plans have been fucked by heavy rain. This has caused me to drink heavily and contemplate shooting my neighbour's dog.
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Post by renwood on Jun 9, 2012 20:28:56 GMT 2
Well I know the worst thing to happen to the entire myth community, three words....
MICROSOFT AQUIRES BUNGIE.
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bone
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Post by bone on Jun 9, 2012 22:55:11 GMT 2
anything bad that's ever happened to me just ended up turning into something better.
for instance:
dropping out of college --> found out I hated college and eventually discovered a passion for cooking
totalling my car and selling it to a junkyard for $500 --> found a SWEET ASS bike and discovered I don't need a car for anything. And without gas, insurance, car washes, oil changes, part replacements, etc., etc., I am now living debt-free in one of the most expensive cities in the country.
losing my dream job --> finding out I had so much more to learn at a new awesome job.
not to mention other life lessons, like the time I learned why condoms are nice, or how i got over my fear of kitchen slicers (by sticking my fingers in one)
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Post by guest on Jun 9, 2012 23:42:15 GMT 2
anything bad that's ever happened to me just ended up turning into something better. for instance: dropping out of college --> found out I hated college and eventually discovered a passion for cooking totalling my car and selling it to a junkyard for $500 --> found a SWEET ASS bike and discovered I don't need a car for anything. And without gas, insurance, car washes, oil changes, part replacements, etc., etc., I am now living debt-free in one of the most expensive cities in the country. losing my dream job --> finding out I had so much more to learn at a new awesome job. not to mention other life lessons, like the time I learned why condoms are nice, or how i got over my fear of kitchen slicers (by sticking my fingers in one)  |
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pogue
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Post by pogue on Jun 9, 2012 23:52:22 GMT 2
not to mention other life lessons, like the time I learned why condoms are nice LOL ducky, I thinks that's the funniest thing you've ever said. |
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ghengis
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Post by ghengis on Jun 10, 2012 2:33:38 GMT 2
Besides being born plenty of awful things have happened to me. Sometimes I can't stop reflecting on the embarrassing and shameful things that everyone else has forgotten. They haunt me and keep me up at night.
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monty
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Post by monty on Jun 10, 2012 6:58:46 GMT 2
getting myth tfl for a christmas present
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