Post by tirri on Jun 8, 2012 7:36:10 GMT 2
Hi my threat assessors.
This year i have been getting some ridiculous, disrespectful threat assessments. people think im rusty when the reality is that i have been playing grandmaster level starcraft for the past year and my APM is soaring through the roof.
What you assessors fail to realise is that im the winningest myth player of all time. here are some things that have been said about me: "the only true 6 baller" "he truly is the leveler, even duan knows" "forget zak, tirri is where your money should be at".
i have now been named mvp of last week's match by two impartial, insightful persons, newmutator and gamer. this match was the highlight of last week, between my team and the juggernaut winners of the latest winter tourney and i prevailed.
so please TAers, change your TAs.
Here are my threat assessments of people who threat assessed me:
Homer
3 balls. he is what tiger used to be. plays and cares enough to get on good teams, might even organise one at times, but never actually got good. on a good, full team gets the units reserved for 6-7th role players
Ratking
3 balls. dont really remember him from any good games in the past but i hear he has been slaughtering deers and whoever is left playing myth nowadays
dantski
3 balls. keeps not winning tournaments
pogue
2 balls. like tb or seeker but not funny or good. and tb and seeker arent good at all.
Gheckings
3,5 balls. worst tunnel vision since liger. got eliminated by me in the last meaningful 1v1 tourney.
headhunter
1,5 balls. dont know this player
This year i have been getting some ridiculous, disrespectful threat assessments. people think im rusty when the reality is that i have been playing grandmaster level starcraft for the past year and my APM is soaring through the roof.
What you assessors fail to realise is that im the winningest myth player of all time. here are some things that have been said about me: "the only true 6 baller" "he truly is the leveler, even duan knows" "forget zak, tirri is where your money should be at".
i have now been named mvp of last week's match by two impartial, insightful persons, newmutator and gamer. this match was the highlight of last week, between my team and the juggernaut winners of the latest winter tourney and i prevailed.
so please TAers, change your TAs.
Here are my threat assessments of people who threat assessed me:
Homer
3 balls. he is what tiger used to be. plays and cares enough to get on good teams, might even organise one at times, but never actually got good. on a good, full team gets the units reserved for 6-7th role players
Ratking
3 balls. dont really remember him from any good games in the past but i hear he has been slaughtering deers and whoever is left playing myth nowadays
dantski
3 balls. keeps not winning tournaments
pogue
2 balls. like tb or seeker but not funny or good. and tb and seeker arent good at all.
Gheckings
3,5 balls. worst tunnel vision since liger. got eliminated by me in the last meaningful 1v1 tourney.
headhunter
1,5 balls. dont know this player
