help me threaten grim

[tirri]

hi everyone

after seeing kirk's private messages to grim i realized that threatening people with private messages on myth forums is cool and i really want to do it too. but i need everyone's help with a couple of points:

first: how do i make grim believe my threats? i dont have a history of acting psychotic online for several years, lurking the forums 24/7 with my only other hobby being strolling around the woods in my backyard like kirk. the only thing i have come up with is saying "you know i'll do it", but i dont think grim really knows it.

second: what do i threaten him with? should i give zak my pw so he can dummy with my team. should i try to break up grim's favourite band nightwish? should i google earth him and make fun of his apartment's roof?

third: what do i want from grim? i mostly want to threaten him for fun, but i might as well be after something. grim's money? i dont really think he has any. more myth e-fame threads? sausages?

fourth: i invite everyone to threaten grim. grim getting hundreds of private message death threats would be fun and he would be bound to believe one eventually, giving into our demands


threatening tirri

[grim]

Hey I have money! I save like a hamster!

Also that PM Kirk sent was to Om, not me.

[empy]

I love grim : (

[enculator]

Isn't Lordi grim's favourite band ??

[switch]

grim sucks dicks!

It's well established:

[homer]

You have a rare opportunity here Tirri to threaten Grim in person.

First off, stand outside his window at night until he catches a glimpse of you. During the day break into his home and break things like a mug or steal things, until he figures out he's not misplacing anything and this can longer be just a coincidence.

Then kill his hamster, or any pets he has, probably a Hamster though.

Once Grim discovers his dead Hamster he'll be puddy in your hands.

Now it's up to you decide what your demands are, do you want to wear Grim's face or just have him take you to lunch somewhere nice, but not too expensive.

Now before you part ways buy Grim another hamster to make amends and then kill it in front of him. Now he doesnt know what to think.

Shake his hand and say this has been nice, we should do this again sometime....

[blardtholomew]

glad I'm not the only one that's planning a grand extortion of the rigger

[fuckyougrim]

Jun 1, 2012 10:50:36 GMT 2 tirri said:

hi everyone

after seeing kirk's private messages to grim i realized that threatening people with private messages on myth forums is cool and i really want to do it too. but i need everyone's help with a couple of points:

first: how do i make grim believe my threats? i dont have a history of acting psychotic online for several years, lurking the forums 24/7 with my only other hobby being strolling around the woods in my backyard like kirk. the only thing i have come up with is saying "you know i'll do it", but i dont think grim really knows it.

second: what do i threaten him with? should i give zak my pw so he can dummy with my team. should i try to break up grim's favourite band nightwish? should i google earth him and make fun of his apartment's roof?

third: what do i want from grim? i mostly want to threaten him for fun, but i might as well be after something. grim's money? i dont really think he has any. more myth e-fame threads? sausages?

fourth: i invite everyone to threaten grim. grim getting hundreds of private message death threats would be fun and he would be bound to believe one eventually, giving into our demands


threatening tirri

first: tell him something about yourself that he never knew about you. It doesn't have to be true. You could say that your girlfriend just died in an awful automobile accident and you saw them scraping her guts off the road. Or you could say that you have a secret painkiller addiction and went to rehab but you broke out because you started to see pink bunnies covered in blood that were telling you to "kill grim". These are just a couple of examples.

second: tell him that you really don't appreciate his attempts to split up northern paladins by adding all active finns to his team except hishnik. If he doesn't give in to your demands you are giving Zaknafein your password. Also tell him that you will start having sex with underrage girls in his area but when they ask your name you give them grim's. This will lead to him being accused of inappropriate activities with his students and eventual suspension as a history teacher. Without the money from his shitty job he will be unable to scrape by as he usually does every month, and will lose his studio apartment. The charges against him from his students will make him unable to find another history teaching job, leaving him homeless and depressed. He will eventually find himself naked, spooning with a snoring Rabican, vodka bottles littered all around them. Then threaten to call godcops and give him the address of that bridge. godcops will call his black finnish friend, tyrune, who will promptly push grim's stool in until it is compacted. That is, unless he gives in to your demands.

third: Grim has nothing to offer you. You're right he has no money, or worldly possessions. However, he does have to order history books for his students, and the latest editions of textbooks are expensive as *cruiser*! Tell him you need 24 NEW textbooks, and you don't care how he gets them. Also demand contact information and addresses of his female students.

fourth: I've been threatening grim since 2008, it is fun. If you don't have enough leverage he just bans you though (see zak, godcops, krok, etc.)

[grim]

Seems like Zak has been planning this for a while now.

[par73]

zak really got into this! homer's plan is more likely to work, clear cut and simple.

[eastwind]

word on the street is g is buying a bmw - so that post cannot be factual

[guest]

This is me threatening all of you at once, especially Enculator:

[falcon]

[falcon]

www.bit.ly/sex

[vihaan]

Order a 100 of ligers ponies to grims address