Movie Review Thread

[homer]

Hunger Games... Discusss...

Starring some girl who was attractive, and woody harrelson, this movie was *cruisering* weird. Some society under the caste system, with worker bee's and rich cunts, didn't read the book, don't plan on it. Obviously rampant killing isn't written well by women....

Best Part, the older kids all murder the younger kids in the first 5 minutes of the "Hunger Game"

Worst Part, everyone dresses like they are in a gay pride parade. and even though the girl was supposed to be on constant guard of being murdered by her peer counterparts, she takes a considerable part of her day to pick flowers for some kid who dies, yeah ok... People are hunting you and your traipsing around the woods picking flowers. Also the protagonists are convenantly never faced with any situations where they come to blows with a small child and are forced to kill it.

I give this move 2 stars, most hyped up piece of shit book movie ever.

[waywardone]

Movies aimed at chicks and faggots will always suck for anyone not a chick or faggot.

[Aki]

Hunger Games = Western remake of Battle Royale

[valentine]

I read the first hunger games book, it was alright, but don't care bout reading the other.

Anyway, someone please review Prometheus. I'm gonna watch that shit this Monday. Alien + Aliens are definitely in my top 10 movie list

[pogue]

Battle Royale bends Hunger Games over and fucks it with it's abnormally large asian penis.

[homer]

Black Widow and Hawkeye not photoed, good.

Avengers Review - Overrated but still good and entertaining.

There were some funny parts, the Hulk's most notable change was when he became someone other than Edward Norton. Sequel Hulk should be fun if they change actors a third time. There was some good banter between people with super powers, Hawk Eye was pretty lame because he tried too hard to act tough, and The Black Widow or whomever the hell was really lame, you have indestructible heroes and then these two people who are just assassin's, somehow they don't get killed. I don't know about how realistic that is, when they are battling aliens and Demi God's. But I don't know how realistic it is that Hulk still fit in his pants either so over all who gives a shit.

The best part is when Hulk smashes things specifically LOKI.

The worst part is probably when Gwyenth Paltrow comes on scene as Pepper Potts a couple of times, she sucks and still has her stupid hair cut from four years ago.

Best Character's are Thor for talking funny. Hulk for almost killing the Black Widow, and Iron Man for making fun of everyone.

Worst Character's Pepper Pots for existing, and the Black Widow for trying to be bad ass and doing too many flips and shit like she was Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

Hopefully the next villain is scarier than Loki.

[blardtholomew]

wwo ~chicks and faggots, yo

[vihaan]

tyrannasaur, this is england, atonement, the kings speech, seven pounds, fight club, the social network, zodiac, the game, seven, gran torino, letters from iwo jima, mystic river, changeling, one flew over the cuckoos nest, exit through the gift shop, before the devil knows you're dead, , the prestige, inception, memento, following, insomnia, the beach, 127 hours, a serious man -
all these are pretty darn good, any drama/thriller/action fan should watch these

[homer]

"pretty darn good" What the *cruiser* kind of review is that, *cruiser* Vihaan.

[adrenaline]

realize that India is 4 years behind the rest of the world, homer. he probably just got all of these on bootleg dvd.

[ghengis]

127 Hours Review-

For like 2 hours James Franco puts on the worst performance of his life. Honestly, terrible casting. Had a couple laughs and then fell asleep. Woke up to him cutting his arm off and resumed laughing at Franco's attempt to display pain. I don't think he has ever experienced pain before in his life.

2/10 stars would not watch again.

[ghengis]

The Adjustment Bureau

I think it was based on Philip K Dick's adjustment team. Great short story, awful movie. Basically Matt Damon finds out some creepy guys are changing everyone's destiny. He presumes to "Damon" the film, and everything becomes about himself. *cruisering* runs around for 2 hours with a hat on in the rain and accomplishes nothing. I got jack shit out of this movie except a pounding headache and a feeling of hopelessness.

[ghengis]

Paycheck

Another Dick story adapted into a movie. Pretty much the same thing as Adjustment Bureau except Ben Affleck is the douche bag instead of Matt Damon. Tied for my least favorite movie.

[ghengis]

Drive

I'm going to come clean. I love this movie but it is garbage. Gosling is just such a *cruisering* heartache and unlike every other actor he doesn't feel the need to ruin his beauty with words. He just stands there and says yes/no, or "I'm going to hurt you". Great driver. Great jacket. Great actor. Stole my *cruisering* heart. Bravo Gosling.

[ghengis]

The Grey

Liam Neeson and a bunch of nameless actors get stranded somewhere in Alaska. He leads them out of "the grey" as wolves pick their pussy group off one by one. Seriously, 6 humans get murdered by a pack of wolves? Anyway it ends up being Neeson vs the wolfpack solo in the end. Instead of showing some epic fight scene comparable to Taken where Neeson hands these pussy wolves their asses, the movie ends. Yes, the movie ends. At the very climax of the movie, the *cruisering* screen fades to black and cuts out. Neeson kills zero wolves the whole movie and I have wasted 2 more hours of my life.

0 stars