Post by homer on May 31, 2012 3:55:06 GMT 2
Establishing a nice FAQ sheet for new Mythers, feel free to add, these are just some of the more common question's I get from new players...
1. Where is the online gaming community for Myth? I logged in but there were only 7 people in the lobby and one game I couldn't join that was 450 minutes long?
Answer: The online community of Myth is a diverse group ranging across the globe and all it's time zones, we cannot be held responsible for your inability to find a suitable game.
2. I need to build units because mine keep dying, but I can't find the building structure options, what do I do? where are the suitable resources to collect? do trow chop down trees with their hands? and how many trees to buy another trow?
Answer: The creators of Myth thought it best to not create unit building structures or any structures, since people could then "hypothetically" get stuck in a 450 minute game!!!
3. Some guy keeps whispering me asking me "WHOSE DUMMY ACCOUNT ARE YOU?" What's a dummy account and how do I get him to stop?
Answer: A dummy account is just someone pretending to be someone else on a different account, it might take 3-4 years for you to develop a distinct enough personality for people to stop asking you that. Good Luck!
3. Is there a Myth 3?
Answer: Yes.
4. Is there a Myth 4?
Answer: Yes.
5. Why is everyone still playing Myth 2?
Answer: Nostalgia.
6. I thought I was Dling Myst 2, where can I get Myst 2?
Answer: www.lemonparty.org
7. I'm not sure my computer is shitty enough to run Myth 2, how do I make it work?
Answer: We have a dedicated team called Project Magma that work around the clock for no money what so ever, they actually lose money every year spending time to ensure that no matter how fast and advanced your computer gets, this game will always be able to run on it. The best part is they don't even play Myth 2 themselves.
8. While I was trying to chop down tree's for resources with my giant tree chopper guy, a tree with legs came up and punched me to death, why did this happen, are some tree's sacred and not to be harvested?
Answer: I think we covered this...in question #2.
9. A bright Pink guy just kept telling me I suck anus and that I should play tutorial, does he have down syndrome?
Answer: No, he's just Brasilian, that's Thor and you will learn to love him.
10. A bright orange guy just kept pming me USA and calling me a faggot, after I lost to him, can you ban him?
Answer: That's Kirk and he's been banned for years, we just don't know how to stop him. you might not learn to love him, but he can be tolerated.
11. Why is everyone here a bitter self-absorbed asshole?
Answer: N/A.
12. Why the *cruiser* are you still playing this game? Why can't I *cruisering* SEE ALL THE FUCKS IM TYPING? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? HOW IS THIS GAMES SERVER STILL ON? IS THE OWNER AWARE YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL PLAYING? MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS.
Answer: We enjoy the vast empty halls and stiff competition, that's a swear filter, somebody owes a few dollars to the swear jar!
. We are just a group of regular guys, and a few guys pretending to be girls. We think he's aware of the server's existence. That last part is not really a question.
13. Will you sorry faggots still be playing this game in 2024?
Answer: We can't be sure, but we hope.
14. How come even after I collect all the white stuff, and the brown bombs, and bottles into a stockpile and protect all my resources by placing my units on top of the stockpile so no one can ever steal them, instead of being able to build more units all my units just explode instantly? I give up.
Answer: Yes..........me too.
1. Where is the online gaming community for Myth? I logged in but there were only 7 people in the lobby and one game I couldn't join that was 450 minutes long?
Answer: The online community of Myth is a diverse group ranging across the globe and all it's time zones, we cannot be held responsible for your inability to find a suitable game.
2. I need to build units because mine keep dying, but I can't find the building structure options, what do I do? where are the suitable resources to collect? do trow chop down trees with their hands? and how many trees to buy another trow?
Answer: The creators of Myth thought it best to not create unit building structures or any structures, since people could then "hypothetically" get stuck in a 450 minute game!!!
3. Some guy keeps whispering me asking me "WHOSE DUMMY ACCOUNT ARE YOU?" What's a dummy account and how do I get him to stop?
Answer: A dummy account is just someone pretending to be someone else on a different account, it might take 3-4 years for you to develop a distinct enough personality for people to stop asking you that. Good Luck!
3. Is there a Myth 3?
Answer: Yes.
4. Is there a Myth 4?
Answer: Yes.
5. Why is everyone still playing Myth 2?
Answer: Nostalgia.
6. I thought I was Dling Myst 2, where can I get Myst 2?
Answer: www.lemonparty.org
7. I'm not sure my computer is shitty enough to run Myth 2, how do I make it work?
Answer: We have a dedicated team called Project Magma that work around the clock for no money what so ever, they actually lose money every year spending time to ensure that no matter how fast and advanced your computer gets, this game will always be able to run on it. The best part is they don't even play Myth 2 themselves.
8. While I was trying to chop down tree's for resources with my giant tree chopper guy, a tree with legs came up and punched me to death, why did this happen, are some tree's sacred and not to be harvested?
Answer: I think we covered this...in question #2.
9. A bright Pink guy just kept telling me I suck anus and that I should play tutorial, does he have down syndrome?
Answer: No, he's just Brasilian, that's Thor and you will learn to love him.
10. A bright orange guy just kept pming me USA and calling me a faggot, after I lost to him, can you ban him?
Answer: That's Kirk and he's been banned for years, we just don't know how to stop him. you might not learn to love him, but he can be tolerated.
11. Why is everyone here a bitter self-absorbed asshole?
Answer: N/A.
12. Why the *cruiser* are you still playing this game? Why can't I *cruisering* SEE ALL THE FUCKS IM TYPING? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? HOW IS THIS GAMES SERVER STILL ON? IS THE OWNER AWARE YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL PLAYING? MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS.
Answer: We enjoy the vast empty halls and stiff competition, that's a swear filter, somebody owes a few dollars to the swear jar!
. We are just a group of regular guys, and a few guys pretending to be girls. We think he's aware of the server's existence. That last part is not really a question.13. Will you sorry faggots still be playing this game in 2024?
Answer: We can't be sure, but we hope.
14. How come even after I collect all the white stuff, and the brown bombs, and bottles into a stockpile and protect all my resources by placing my units on top of the stockpile so no one can ever steal them, instead of being able to build more units all my units just explode instantly? I give up.
Answer: Yes..........me too.
