Myth News Back On The Air

[mythnews247]

Welcome to Myth News, lets get to today's stories:

-Several reports have been submitted about Grim's number 1 enemy Kirk and his attempts to return to the forums. Eyewitness accounts have placed Kirk in high profile meetings with several myth regular players in a apparent profile access exchange. When asked for comment Kirk replied "LOL V8 USA USA USA."

-The strain of being TO for another MWC has hit Grim hard in the waistline. Grim's bulk has been growing to near Myrk levels of obesity. Some rumors hint at the possibility of a "All Fatty" team with several notable myth players interested.

-A scandal is set to erupt as TB, Seeker, EW, Par and 6 others are all about to be revealed as Zak. It is believed that Zak has completely infiltrated the Tr0 Council, Thrall Council and actually competed as every player in the MWC last year.

-A lack of funding has made this MWC the final MWC according to sources close to Grim. The MWC trust fund set up my GodCops has apparently run empty after the Facebook investment failed to live up to hopes. (Click like to like this story, even if you are poor now)

Well that wraps up this update, stay tuned for more Myth News
24 - 7 - 365

[homer]

This just in

-Grim destroys Myth News thread with Myth Rumors thread

-Homer smites Mythnews247 for not being as entertaining as Rumors thread.

-Myth news thread gets bumped by Homers cruel post, but quickly dies again.

[adrenaline]

breaking news:

-Myth News receives lowest ratings ever and gets pulled from network
-network blames incompetent reporter

[mythnews247]

We here at Myth News just would like to say we support the rights of gays like Adren and Homer and we congratulate them on their marriage to each other. Way to go homos!!

24 - 7- 365

[par73]

Hey in massachusetts it's not politically correct to call them homos. someone take this *cruiser* off the AIR

[mythnews247]

We at Myth News would like to apologize for our earlier remarks. We would like to retract our statement and change it to the following:

"We here at Myth News just would like to say we support the rights of gays like Adren and Homer and we congratulate them on their marriage to each other. Way to go homosexual men who touch each others butts!!

[homer]

I prefer Gay Canadian *cruisering* Power Bottom.

[mythnews247]

We at Myth News would like to ammend our earlier statement which was a retraction of a earlier statement to:

"We here at Myth News just would like to say we support the rights of gays like Adren and Homer and we congratulate them on their marriage to each other. Way to go homosexual men who touch each others butts one of whom is a Gay Canadian *cruisering* Power Bottom!!"

Thank you

[homer]

Thanks.

[adrenaline]

Have you seen Homer's pic? There is little doubt that I'd be pitching and he'd be catching. Oddly enough, this isn't even the gayest argument I've been involved in on myth...

[ratking]

whoa, why is this happening? nm i dont want to know..