My team

[dantski]

grim - high 3 low 4 (better than drunken irishman)
arz - 4
enc - 3 (5 in making myth movies, 1 in reliability)
dantski - high 2 (3-4 if active)
karma - 3-4 (depending on activity)
gekko - 4
quacky - high 3 (4 if active)
tirri - 4 (keeps losing tournaments)
dante - 3
rab - 3

team ta - Title contender if people show up and get active. Finals is almost certain if 5 show up to key matches otherwise it could all go pear shaped with low attendance and even forfeits.

[karma]

As long as we don't make the mistake of rescheduling for enculator or adding cu to this team, there is much glory to be had here.

[dante]

whoo thee fuuck called me a role player and a 2 baller

[enculator]

stay where u belong, 2 baller.

[cruniac]

Grim - People undervalue him as a good player far to much, i like him.
Arzenic -
Enculator
Dantski
Karma
Gekko - I respect gekko more than most players.
Bone - I like this guy.
Tirri -
Dante - this is Creme from np right? good role player.
Rabican -

[guest]

a string of thoughts, i wont stop typing till the thoughts stop

grim will find a way to weasel out of doing anything, especially playing during critical times in the tournament such as the finals. enculator is all but useless and his french genes only lead him to contemplate surrendering whenever all seems moderately not fantastic. dante and dantski will lead to confusion, one of them must finally get that sex change they were pinning for, based on NP's team photo from years ago I think dante will find the procedure less costly in his case.

none of these people have won a tournament since bush was in office.

rabican is likely going to die of a fat stroke at some point in the next 5 years, likely myth will be completely dead before then but if it isnt you'll see one of the most touching memorial threads ever with a list of distinguished mourners like pogue, cruniac, and those assholes with v in their name like vihlisnak whatever.

In skill to complete shit with melee ratio karma is one of the worst, with ghengis closely nibbling behind. I watched karma melee for 1 map last tournament and immediately threw my mouse out the nearest window, of course its wired so the mouse just flung back and hit the side of the house, i like to think that symbolized karma's self respect hitting rock bottom.


shit just disobeyed my rules... tirri will lose an fg in an embarrassing manner at least twice.

[switch]

This team will win MWC most likely. Seeing Enculator on the team ensures the inevitable victory will be posted on youtube.

[pogue]

Grim - Props for once again hosting MWC. You sir are 5 balls.
Arzenic - 4 balls obviously.
Enculator - Nice looking dog. 3 balls.
Dantski - Pompous limey cocksucker. 2 balls.
Karma - I'll give Karma 5 just on that fact it gives me comfort to see him afk in the lobby when's there nothing but shitty games on.
Gekko - Meh, 4 balls.
Ducky - Ginger who will never live down the fact he got a pussless rush for TBC in MWC finals and basically gave the game away. Generous 3.
Tirri - Giving you 4 atm. Let's see him actually show up.
Dante - 3.
Rabican - Hilarious when drunk, which is usually often. 3 balls when drunk, 4 when not.

[ghengis]

Grim-about 30% as good as he was in 2007 when he wasn't very good.
Arzenic-very overrated. Gets all kinds of units that he has no idea what the *cruiser* to do with (ex. Trows). As a result he is responsible for more losses than he should be. Just give this guy a shitty trance song and a mixed squad and he'll kill more than he loses.
Enculator-Sexually confused
Dantski-didn't ask me to be on the team. didn't ask me if i still wanted to be friends. just walked out of my life like every woman i have ever loved.
Karma- Haven't seen him in ages. He thinks hes cu. Probably cu
Gekko-Myth's finest unicyclist. I can't unicycle so I think its pretty gay.
Bone-Can't decide whether I want to punch him in the face and steal his wallet or drink beer with him.
Tirri-will make posts that boast about his skill level. Will not live up to any expectations.
Dante-cute as a kitten
Rabican-really doesn't give a *cruiser* and neither should you.

[homer]

all the makings of a team that is going to cruise to finals and collapse.

[honkey]

This team will lose to nc no question.

[pogue]

Honkey~ gotta polish my MWC ring bros.

[gekko]

Few important corrections: I don't have dreads anymore. Not since -07 or so. I also can't unicycle. Dunno where you got that from.

[par73]

Team Name To Be Decided (and roster to be finalized)

Timezone: Europe

Grim - the TO of this tournament. 4.2 balls
Arzenic - i did arz'ss TA in some other teams TA. 4.7~ balls or something
Enculator - just as useless as xmas on the myth field, more useless as a leader, less useless as a file/website hoster 2.5 balls
Dantski - has been around. not dante np. spiteful towards you because he used to be nice. 4.0 balls.
Karma -sc2 related, so his cpm is up tenfold. this is most likely this tournament's zer, unless zer shows up. he'll be key if he shows up, unrelated otherwise. 4.0 balls.
Gekko - a recent and longtime champ, gekko knows how to win games. he'd be one of the more important players on this squad if it wasn't so stacked. 4.2 balls.
Bone - i think ducky still plays, or something. 3.8 balls.
Tirri - well known by cock suckers. 5 ballas
Dante - hasn't been around. not dante lrcg. spiteful towards you because he played AvA in 05 and still wasn't impressed. 4.0 balls.
Rabican - hah! this fat drunk? 3 dunt rubs per hour

team TA -
this team is dangerous. not sure why grim made this team instead of two other teams, but i guess he wants more teams to have more players show up this year thanks to a substitute system where adrenaline can't substitute. lahl

[headhunter]

Grim - Really haven't played with him much other than over the past year or so, but dude knows what to do. ~3.8~ Approved.
Arzenic - Obvious. ~4~ Approved.
Enculator - Enc and I slay demons together in Diablo 3. His Mything is good. ~3.6~ Approved.
Dantski - Always got him and Dante mixed up. Thought they were same person for longest time. Trusted them both pretty equally for this reason. ~3.7~ Approved.
Karma - Does Karma play or just sit in lobby? ~3.5~
Gekko - Surprisingly similar tactician to myself. ~3.8~ Approved.
Bone - Duckysaucetank. Doesn't play much these days but still holds his own. ~3.7~
Tirri - ~3.8~
Dante - Oh, there is Dante. What did I give Dantski? ~3.8~ Because one of them has to be better than the other. Feel free to swap.
Rabican - Old school player (like this entire team). ~3.7~

Average Player Rating ~3.73~