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Post by grim on Sept 13, 2012 9:08:57 GMT 2
I would sell your soul for another Nissan Maxima, Homer.
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Post by flatline on Sept 13, 2012 9:34:04 GMT 2
I like the bike.
Although over here some of us call bike riders "Temporary Australians"
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Post by asmo on Sept 13, 2012 10:25:08 GMT 2
I like the bike. Although over here some of us call bike riders "Temporary Australians" LOL, yeah that's how it is in Brasil as well |
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Post by StoneCold on Sept 13, 2012 15:44:11 GMT 2
This one is for you, Homer. Thought of you on my morning coffee run.  |
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Post by ghengis on Sept 13, 2012 16:30:33 GMT 2
I was just AWOKEN by several police officers at 6:30am. My roommates car was involved in a hit and run yesterday. Naturally the cops blamed everything on me because my car was close and had some damage. Our conversation went something like this. "did you hit this car?" "no i did not" "how come the damage matches" "it doesnt at all officer, anyone could see that" "we have 50 years of combined experience saying you hit this car, we know you hit the car now tell us the whole story" "im telling you the whole story, I did not hit his car and I would've told him if I did" "I can clearly see that your car is the one that caused the impact" "im really sick of talking about this im going to go back to sleep" Cops come back 1 hour later and ask the exact same questions with the same result. Heres what they were trying to pin on me. His car: sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/223132_4702948211880_992847989_n.jpgMy car: sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253427_4702941491712_1925809353_n.jpgSeriously how *cruisering* stupid and senseless can you be to think my car did that? |
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Post by par73 on Sept 13, 2012 16:48:50 GMT 2
good thing grim traded in / sold his station wagon otherwise he'd just be another horrendously annoying fag-man on the high way!
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Post by pogue on Sept 13, 2012 16:52:44 GMT 2
Well, better a station wagon than a minivan. Minivans just scream "bad driver."
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Post by StoneCold on Sept 13, 2012 17:05:01 GMT 2
I was just AWOKEN by several police officers at 6:30am. My roommates car was involved in a hit and run yesterday. Naturally the cops blamed everything on me because my car was close and had some damage. Our conversation went something like this. "did you hit this car?" "no i did not" "how come the damage matches" "it doesnt at all officer, anyone could see that" "we have 50 years of combined experience saying you hit this car, we know you hit the car now tell us the whole story" "im telling you the whole story, I did not hit his car and I would've told him if I did" "I can clearly see that your car is the one that caused the impact" "im really sick of talking about this im going to go back to sleep" Cops come back 1 hour later and ask the exact same questions with the same result. Heres what they were trying to pin on me. His car: sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/223132_4702948211880_992847989_n.jpgMy car: sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253427_4702941491712_1925809353_n.jpgSeriously how *cruisering* stupid and senseless can you be to think my car did that? You clearly did it. |
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Post by homer on Sept 13, 2012 17:27:11 GMT 2
LOL YOUR GOING TO BURN FOR THIS ONE GHENGIS, YOUR GOING TO BURN!!!
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Post by homer on Sept 13, 2012 18:07:32 GMT 2
Stupid Union member
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Post by liger on Sept 13, 2012 20:11:45 GMT 2
homer its not like i didnt give you a chance to invest in my plushie business. shit took off brah.
you can still invest in my breast implant stress balls. theyre going to be huge once i brand and market that shit.
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Post by honkey on Sept 13, 2012 20:31:38 GMT 2
Liger the thread was not titled " the car mommy and daddy bought me
With a trust fun check" or I did you buy that with your career in professional poker or your web design firm or your chain of stores you run.
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Post by guest on Sept 13, 2012 20:57:37 GMT 2
Do not talk to the police without a lawyer, ever.
tldr: dumbass
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Post by homer on Sept 13, 2012 21:00:50 GMT 2
homer its not like i didnt give you a chance to invest in my plushie business. shit took off brah. you can still invest in my breast implant stress balls. theyre going to be huge once i brand and market that shit. What kind of return do I get on my dollar for the breast ball investment? What does a breast feel like a bag of sand? |
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Post by StoneCold on Sept 13, 2012 21:42:36 GMT 2
What kind of return do I get on my dollar for the breast ball investment? What does a breast feel like a bag of sand? Do you not know what a breast feels like? It certainly doesn't feel like a ball of sand. In fact, when I'm stressed out, I would love to play with a tit to relieve the tension. A fake, portable one would do wonders for the market. Liger, you should talk to angel investors ASAP. For reals. Stressplant, Impball, or some shit. |
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